heeeeeeeeeeeeey, TT

I only work four days this week and then I have eight days off from work yesssssss
The other night me and @vazqueztyler were talking about how we hated when people on twitter ask for followers and than moments later he bragged about how he had more instagram followers than me and now I want more than him. I’m on there under: marqt
On page 19 of my pilot is when the character first says “diarrhea” because I knew all of you were wondering.
Last week I had the house to myself for four days and all I did was walk around in my underwear, eat all of the pickles and sing really loud. I had no friends over because I had work and I’m suddenly more responsible than I thought.
When someone would hit decline on my birthday facebook invite I would write on their wall something really dum. I stopped doing it though cause I realized it was more crazy than funny.
What am I supposed to instagram just stuff in my room?
I think it’s weird that my parents don’t ask me about stand up but at the same time I don’t make the effort to tell them about any of it either. Part of me thinks they don’t ask about it because they think I quit like I have with everything else.