I don’t know who this is but someone retweeted this in my timeline and I am dying laughing.

THERE IS A NEW JIZ EPISODE OUT!!!!!!!

lonelysandwich:

First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!

Jesus. It’s finally happening.

Incase any of you didn’t hear my favorite drag queen of all time Jinkx Monsoon, won Rupauls Drag Race!!! I’m so happy and I love this tribute video someone made of her. I get to see her perform at the end of month and I’m so excited/nervous. Jinkx if you see this I’ll buy you a congratulatory drink. :)

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing

here and here describe depression/being depressed perfectly incase you were wondering what’s it like and how my brain works sometimes.

valleyofmeth:

maisonmartinmargielous:

yes kim kardashian is serving bed and breakfast duvet cover looks but she’s still wearing custom made Givenchy while your ass has to mentally bargain whether you should purchase this clearance rack forever 21 dress and be broke for another two weeks lbr

*slow clap*

can you guys even believe that this show is coming back omg

If Jinkx Monsoon doesn’t win Rupauls Drag Race tonight I will cry. If she does win I will cry too cause I’m on my period and that’s what happens when you’re on your period-lots of tears (and blood).

ALWAYS AND FOREVER ALYSSA EDWARDS