(Source: mmatangi, via usingtimewisely)
The ever so lovely Laura (aka lafix) sent me all of this wonderful candy for my upcoming birthday. I can’t begin to tell all of you how happy I am right now hahaha this is the best thing that’s happen to me all month. This is also the third time someone from the internet has sent me a box of candy. I hope this fad never dies out.
I asked my boss if I could leave early cause I got white girl wasted last night and I’m hungover and she said yes!! Ahahahaha
Even more proof that kissing butt works
(I was referencing this btw)
If you just click on this link you can help my friend meet One Direction. One click to meet their dicks.
I’m laughing so hard at this.
which is a better title:
“Tracy somehow still didn’t kill herself and she’s turning 24 let’s celebrate”
“pls come to my birthday”