The hate I have for myself is denying my right to party this is dum.
July 2012
31 posts
I got a kitty and I’m starting a comedy show in my very own back yard and I’m working full time and I’ve been neglecting this blog and I’m sorry okay guys
But look at the comics performing at my show!
my friend mikey mckernan is hosting it and he’s funny and nice and was the first person to book me on a show yeaah
I still don’t know how I got such an amazing line up I’m happy and proud and excited and nervous and that’s also why I’m not performing cause I’m going to be too frantic making sure everyone is okay
Thank you!! I really appreciate that!
I think it’s different for everybody and it’s kinda hard to get booked without doing some open mics beforehand (I say that even though I’ve never done an open mic.) For me, I have a friend I went to high school with who started a show and asked me if I wanted to be involved. And from doing his shows is where I got asked to do more shows. I think open mics are good though for the mechanics of stand up: making sure you’re comfortable on stage, timing, how comfortable you are with the mic etc.
Social networking helps a lot. Befriending other comics and going to as many shows as you can and finding out who books them. (sometimes the people who host aren’t necessarily the bookers) But sometimes before booking they ask to see a video of your set so make sure you record it no matter what. I say if you still can’t book a show start your own!! Hope this helped!! xo
“can a dude rape a girl while she’s wearing a clown suit so we can stop blaming it on what girls are wearing”
is this too soon for twitter? sorry I got rape on the brain.
this customer with an accent was trying to order an ice cream and struggled when pronouncing the flavor he wanted and before the transaction was complete he asked if he could buy cigarettes too and I said yeah and asked him what kind and he said marlboro lights. and I was like uh you can say that but you can’t say cookies and cream cmon dude.
omg one of my favorite comedians asked me to do their show this month
Hi Colin,
I’ve recently discovered you on Twitter through friends, and after reading some of your tweets I’d like to ask you some questions. As there maybe be some people reading this who are unfamiliar with Colin’s style of comedy, here are some of his recent jokes:
If that’s not…


