April 2012
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I am reading some tweets on stage at this show here:
http://www.facebook.com/events/273424429415151/
If you check out the lineup it’s filled with a lot of great, super funny people so I hope you guys can go. Also I am missing my best friends birthday to do this and I feel like complete shit for it. He says he understands completely and knows stand up is the only thing that makes me happy...
jameselwood asked: I'm shocked that you followed my li'l fledgling tumblr... Although, I wonder if you noticed that your Twitter page is one of the tabs on my screenshot of the Tone Loc video..
I am in Playboy.
http://www.playboy.com/playground/entertainment/borschtbeltredux
second page towards the bottom.
I love that I can say that I’m in Playboy.
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hi
I will be performing stand up this thursday the 26th AND I’M GOING TO HAVE THE BEST SET OF MY LIFE
http://www.facebook.com/events/283255058421336/
And on friday the 27th I will be reading some twitter toots alongside some of my favorite tweeters/people in general here:
http://www.facebook.com/events/273424429415151/
I hope you can make it to one or both shows and maybe we can kiss...
I have a stand up show in LA on thursday that I’m really excited about and I’ve been inviting all of my friends to. After I sent a message to one of my comedian friends they said something like, “I can’t make it but you should maybe refrain from inviting people to your shows in the beginning of your career while you’re still working on your sets”. (Don’t...
nippleback:
my dad called me to his room and he was like “there’s a monster under my bed” and i checked and it was one of those energy drinks omg
"At least you have a job"
nooooooooooooo fuck you no
I fucking hate it when people tell me that after I say I hate my job. Fuck you I work at a shitty place. And let me tell you this: it is not hard to find a job so don’t tell me this ever. Is it hard to find the job you want? YES. But a job? Fuuuuuck no! I always see the “now hiring” sign outside of Subway. Granted, someone who had some high end office...
A while ago a twitter friend added me on facebook and after I approved their friend request they sent me a message saying something like, “omg I’m so sorry I didn’t know this was like a private account I hope this isn’t weird!”. I figured they said this because I probably had barely like 300 friends on there, I don’t even have 400 friends now not that I give a...
I GOT MY WILD FLAG TICKETS IN THE MAIL...
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The boys at work all watched my stand up videos omg they must have been super bored. They said it was funny though thank god.
One of the lineups from one of the shows I’m doing this month is all dudes. I get nervous when I see that because I feel like the audience expects me to be extra good since I’m the only girl.
I really tried to convince my dad that people say za instead of...
noonewould asked: When we get married will you please be dressed as Batman, thank you.
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Back in July, a friend of mine told me they joined the army and that they’re leaving in February. I made it a big deal to hang out with her more because a couple of my friends joined and I always felt like shit when I didn’t hang out with them as much as I should have. So from September to February I hung out with her weekly, practically every other day. She was the only person I...
