An eye-grabbing title!!!!!
My sketch for that web series will be up Friday! This Friday! I can’t wait for you guys and everyone else to see it. I still can’t believe I was even approached to do it. I think it’s been made aware on here that I have very low self-esteem/confidence and I take it to heart when anyone says something nice about me. I’m pretty sure someone on Twitter posted this, “My...
Every single time
I tell someone where I work they always say, “Oh” in that way that means, “Oh I’m so sorry you have such a shitty shitty job.” I always respond by saying, “Uhh yeah it does suck” just to let them know I’m fully aware of what they are thinking. But I wish I could say, “Yeah but like I have an iphone, a mac and a pretty decent dvd...
My girl is working today and my coffee tastes great. My life will now be scheduled around hers.
I saw a rough cut of my sketch and it looks so fucking good. It’s really well shot. I can’t believe it. The only thing that probably needs to change is the length. It was only supposed to be about 2-3 minutes and it’s 4 right now which doesn’t sound like a big deal but most people these days don’t have that kind of attention span. It’s looks really good guys,...
The “best tweet” awards scam is just a website’s way of trying...– A very smart twitterer who shall remain anonymous. We were talking briefly about this whole thing and they made that great point that I had to share it. I already notice some tweeters starring and posting a lot more. I enjoy lots of people on the list so I won’t call any of them out but if...
Twitter: Behind the Tweets: Top Tweet Drafts from... →
twitterdrafts: Top Tweet Drafts from @tracy_marq I have no fucking clue what Alice in Wonderland is about A customer stole a drug test that tests you for marijuana proving the point that pot makes you forgetful My dad and me are the only ones who snore in our family and are the only ones who wake up with… These are miiiiiiiine!
twitterdrafts: Top Tweet Drafts from @kirahesser sex operator narcoleptic guinea pigs are pigs. they’re pigs. cute guys with ambiguous sexuality in hats out to pasture equals past and future why aren’t we talking about lake titicaca more going to comedy shows is exercise (street parking) handjobs - respect girth girl gerber baby My buddy @brittaniheather started this great tumblr...
lolligans-deactivated20111024 asked: Can I move in with you and your family after I drop out of college?
Life Summed Up:
Boy: Hey I heard you’re funny on twitter. What’s your user name? Me: Oh uh thanks it’s tracy_marq Boy: *types on his laptop, reading, silence* Me: *walks away*
I’m very excited to say that I’m working on a web series with lots and lots of funny and talented people. I can’t say what it’s about yet (obviously) but the script I wrote was the first one filmed and will be the first one to launch when it hits the web. I really hope you guys like it and watch it. I was going to attach a picture to this, that I took while they were...
Less Bored Still Bored
I bought a new laptop last night. A mac. (refurbished get outta town) I’m gonna throw up it cost a lot of money omg omg omg I may not have a college education but I have a cool phone and very soon a cool computer but I still live with my parents respect me please. My cat killed a mouse last night and tried to give it to me as a gift :( It’s right outside our backyard I really...
fistsofdoom asked: How did you get that Latest Tweets thing on the side of your page? I want one.
with Twitter/Tumblr/Facebook/Google+ I haven’t really been or posted on any of them since Sunday. I only posted on Twitter today because I was that bored at work. This will probably all change tomorrow.
The owner of the coffee shop gave me half of her sandwich again. This is great. I’m coming every monday just so I can get half of her sandwich. I once scooped an entire deaf family’s ice cream. It was a little difficult but not too bad. A lot of me looking like an idiot but it got done relatively fast. They were all nice too. Also I once helped a blind guy cross the street. I was...
elliemce asked: i did it for you
jonjonbrown asked: What's your stance on the show Gangland being studied in elementary schools?
nanoblossom asked: TRACY WHY CAN'T I RESPOND TO YOUR GOD DAMNED POSTS I WILL JUST HAVE TO KEEP TEXT MESSAGING YOU LATE AT NIGHT
Damn I should have made a parody of them with the username @NotNotTracy_Marq fuck I kinda wish they didn’t get deleted.
Someone made a hateful twitter parody account of me. I’ll say it again: someone made a hateful twitter parody account of me. Ahahahahahaha Can you fucking believe that? OMG I diiiied when I saw it. It can probably be used as the number one example of someone completely wasting their time. If only they used all of this effort towards cancer research or feeding the homeless or literally...
dailybez asked: OH EM GEEEE AM I GONNA HAVE TO COME OVER THERE AND CONFESS MY LOVE OR WHUUUUUT????? WE R SPOSTA BE 2GETHER 4EVERRRRR!!!
whyhersdothat-deactivated201204 asked: Hi! This is about to get creepy in 3,2,1... I LOVE YOU! Not in a "stalker" way more like a "I find you hilarious please be my best friend" way. K bye!
nanoblossom asked: STOP CHEATING ON ME WITH YOUR OTHER BFFS TRACY
I only got 4 hours of sleep last night. I had a week off from work and I didn’t do anything. Cleaned my room, cleaned my bathroom, wrote a four page script, came up with a new bit for stand up, got a credit card. Notice that none of that said hang out with friends. I’m tired. I may have sleep apnea. I hate it when my friends get into relationships not because I want them to be miserable like me...
I'm on a Twitter list
titled, “The Men”. This list consists of me, Hannibal Buress, Seth MacFarlane, Paul Danke, Peter Serafinowicz, Rob Delaney and Rob Huebel. I’m debating whether or not I should shoot a tweet that says, “Hey btw I was born with a vagina and still have a vagina”.
My Twitter Story
I saw some people post their twitter stories on here so I thought I’d share mine. I joined in 08 only cause my favorite writer/director James Gunn joined. I thought twitter was stupid and only used it to post boring everyday nonsense. I started following comedians and saw how they were using twitter to post funny thoughts and observations so I began to do the same. One night while all my friends...
Yesterday when I was sitting in the coffee shop one of the owners went to Subway. When she came back she gave me half of her sandwich. I was like, “Daaaaamn girl are you sure?”. She was sure and I ate it. Today I went to the bank to get a credit card because I need a new laptop/develop credit. The laptop I have is so slow, I got it when I graduated high school and I remember the...