May 2011
26 posts
May 30th
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May 30th
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officialmikeshannonwebsitedotcom asked: Look at this amazing gif I made of "back in the day" Neil Hamburger.

http://pigperson.tumblr.com/post/5958994997
May 30th
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Also I was on my tip toes in that picture but as...
May 29th
May 29th
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May 26th
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Netflix instant users!
You can now watch the third (even though it’s listed as fourth) and final season of The Sarah Silverman Program and see me on your TV/computer/iphone for about 7 seconds! I’m in the background of the episode titled, “A Slip Slope” and you can witness my wonderful “acting”. You can also barely see me in the episode “Proof is in the Penis” but that...
May 24th
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noonewould asked: if i could dedicate a song to you
it would be this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqdWTeXWvOg
May 24th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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Glad to know that some of your mommas be crazy too! Although if you moved out and live on your own then fuck off. (sorry that’s just me being jealous)
May 18th
I was recently talking to someone
about the craziness of my mother and they said I should do a blog about her. I don’t know what they or you guys want to hear despite the fact that she’s nuts. I remember one time she yelled at me, and I don’t mean like a normal yell more like a why did you murder someone yell. Oh and what did I do? I didn’t put the dishes away! After she yelled at me she WENT TO CHURCH but...
May 16th
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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We have no wifi at my house
and haven’t had any for a while now. So far all my internet needs have been dealt with my poor little iphone. I’m at my sisters apartment right now using their wifi. I don’t know when we will get our internet back but for now this and going to my friends or Barnes and Noble will have to do. The worst part is the tumblr app doesn’t work that great and won’t let me...
May 16th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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Take Me to Your Tattoo Appointment
and I will ask these important questions throughout it: Woah!!! Is it supposed to be that color? I hope you wanted it in cursive cause that’s what he’s doing!! It would suck if you sneezed during this huh?  Do you keep going if someone gets the hiccups? Pretty sure that’s not how you spell that. How bad does this endless pain hurt?
May 4th
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May 4th
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You guys do realize
that it’s super fucking obvious when you ask yourself questions right? How about instead of posing as anonymous you just write a post about the subject? Oh and you assholes who ask for messages/questions in your ask box every fucking day:; (I don’t know which one to use so I used both, smart right?) would if you posted stuff in peoples own ask boxes first OR be more interesting so we...
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 2nd
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The lineup is full
for that show at the bar this month. This is bullshit. I’ve been working on an 8 minute set for the past week. Oh and get this now the dude who hosts it says he wants to see me do some open mics first anyways before putting me on the show. He said whenever I’m down in L.A. he will take me himself to all of the open mic spots which is nice but why can’t I do this fucking show...
May 1st
hugesunglasses asked: Oh god. Hi Tracy. I sent you a wistful, creepy message last night in thanks to your liking of my post. But I do think you are terribly funny. Just wanted to let you know that I was being sincere. I had just returned home from some drinking and I was flattered that you had seen my tumblr.

Now to get out of my own head where I am king of nothing and everything.

Let...
May 1st