My fondest childhood memory is the first time I spanked it. Then Christmas presents.
March 2011
70 posts
- Me: Why are you laughing?
- Dad: I farted on the chair and then when I got up it smelled and your mom got mad.
T-RACE
can i call you that?
um, i'm so glad we're best friends.
can't wait until that day were we hang out.
Of course you can call me that.
When we hang out bring Rupert!!!
Truthful Tuesday
I bought Black Swan and a bottle of vodka today.
Also while driving I changed lanes without having a panic attack or nearly hitting someone.
everythangz lookin’ up!!!
I take it you had fun? Great pics!
I did thanks! While walking down the aisle I kept clutching the best mans arm so I wouldn’t fall all while smiling at everyones camera who was taking pictures. Oh and everyone laughed at my maid of honor speech! I wish I took more pictures but I know plenty of people took enough already.
You're a hot bitch. Rawr.
hahahaha thanks
- Me: You're getting married today, how do you feel?
- Sister: Gay.
I think you are SO INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS AND I WILL DIE IF YOU DON"T FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AND TUMBLR.
Pauly
calm down sexy
Trace! Thank you for the follow. I'm truly thankful. (I mean, it's *not* twitter, but I'll take what I can get.)
You’re welcome my sweet prince!
Finally!
I found a place (a bar) that puts on stand-up shows near me! (I live about 40 minutes away from LA incase you were wondering). And the dude who was hosting the show is a mutual friend of mine. He lives in LA now but wants to bring stand-up out here. We talked for a bit and he said I could perform at their next show which is in about three weeks. He was also telling me that he would take me to LA to all of the shows and open mics around there.
Also I got a boy (ok my friend) to buy me a beer. I didn’t have to show my pubes or anything!!
