September 2010
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jessicamaehendrickson asked: you really know how to motivate a person.
thank you, you are awesome.
thank you, you are awesome.
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The other night
I was watching Boy Meets World by myself and it was that episode were they are still in high school and Topanga and Angela get jobs at that Mexican restaurant. They work with those two guys Sergio and Nunzeio and go dancing with them cause Cory and Shawn don’t want to go causing them to get jealous. Anyways while I was watching the show, in the dark, by myself I said aloud, “Sergio and...
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I may have found a loophole
I have been a cashier for a little over three years now and if it has taught me anything it is that people are terrible. They have this preconceived notion that I and my fellow employees are less then them and that they have the right to treat us different. Now I am not saying that every single customer that steps into our store is an asshole but the majority is so high that it is definitely...
electricband asked: Hey asshole! Don't forget to study for your political sciene test that's this thursday. I don't care if you're busy or work 8 hour days, don't fuck this up!
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Sexy Halloween Costumes
Last night my friends were deciding on what to be for Halloween and upcoming Halloween parties. I don’t have that problem because I’m just going to be a ghost, but not an ordinary ghost I’m going to be dead celebrity ghosts. So whenever someone will come up and ask me who I am I’m going to change my answer every time and say: Patrick Swayze’s ghost, Princess...
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30 Day Challenge
*I got lazy with this thing so here’s the rest of the days all rolled up into one post for your reading pleasure:
Day 20 – Anything Film Related Don’t let your dad borrow No Country For Old Men because then he won’t stop talking about it for the next week. Day 21 – A Documentary Jesus Camp-crazy Christian camp, King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters-about two guys trying to break...
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Why I'm fucked up
When I was younger I was a wanderer. I would and (still do) get distracted by almost anything. This has caused me to get panic attacks at an early age because I would think my parents were long gone when in fact they were a few aisles over. This essentially lead to my mother doing the unthinkable. I’ll just come out and say it: I was a leash kid.
After years of shock therapy and...
davids-tumblr asked: Have you ever read "Art School Confidential" by Daniel Clowes? If you haven't, I'll scan it and upload it for you (if I can find it, that is).
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Debit
When you choose debit for your paying option it asks you three questions:
1. Pin number
2. If you would like cash back, which is out of courtesy cause we’re not a fucking bank so if we can’t give you money back don’t get all pissed.
3. To verify the amount.
I’d say that there’s a 70% chance that the customer I am ringing up will say, “Wow it asks a lot of...
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Truthful Tuesday
1) Tonight I’m going to sleep in my regular clothes instead of pajamas so I will already be dressed for my class in the morning.
2) I’m working on a comic book! But it’s hard to do when I can’t draw for shit. So far I’m just working on the story/characters.
3) The bat at work? Actually a giant moth. The size of three butterflys but still less scary than a bat, so I...
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My babysitting policy
“If you’re kid can’t do anything then I don’t want anything to do with it.”
Meaning if they can’t walk, wipe their ass or eat/drink without spilling then I don’t want to babysit it. I would hold it weird and talk to it like it was old enough to understand what I was saying. I can watch iCarly and talk about my favorite candy so I think I could be a pretty...
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True Blood
People don’t like this seasons finale of True Blood because they do not realize that this was more of an introduction/transition season to all of the new types of characters and their stories. The first two seasons were showing us what was going on in this town when new people were being introduced whereas this season was showing what was going on in the town with the people we thought we...
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Stand Up
Seen Live: Sarah Silverman, Thomas Lennon, Harris Wittels, Chelsea Peretti, Tig Notaro, Todd Glass, Aziz Ansari, Brent Weinbach, Kyle Kinane, Natasha Leggero, Reggie Watts, Steve Agee, Andy Kindler, Laura Silverman, Laura Kilgariff, Greg Fitzsimmons, Mookie Blakelock, Garry Shandling, Louis C. K., Bobby Lee, Dax Shepard, Laura Kightlinger, Ed Helms, Nick Kroll, Suli McCullough, Hannibal Buress,...
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Truthful Tuesday
1) I always smoke one Camel menthol cigarette in my car on my way home from work.
2) Last night I told my best friend that I had to ask him a serious question and all I said was, “Can you make me mac & cheese?”.
3) I’m may or may not go see the Scissor Sisters at Amoeba Records tomorrow.
4) My work has asked me three different times if I want to be a supervisor and not...
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