What I Need To Work On
In English class, every time we turn in an essay our teacher makes us write a “Reflection” on our essay and the process it took to complete it. The questions he asked us today were: 1) What would you still like to improve on?” My Answer: Getting my shit together. 2) What worries you most about the upcoming research paper? My Answer: Not being able to get my shit together.
The next cat I get will be given the name:...
eject: My story about the film 'Monster House' →
I had totally forgotten about these emails until the two tweets above jogged my memory. This is a story about the nicest thing a non-relative has taken the time to do for one of my children without getting paid for it. When Salinger was 7 she became plagued with nightmares about the… You’ve probably read this but it’s worth reposting. I want to read more stories like...
My three best friends and I have been discussing that we should all take a trip during spring break and after much deliberation we decided on something fun yet affordable, which ended up being Big Bear. We collectively decided we should invite more people, people that we all get along with and thus our group got extended by four more people. I know no one reads any huge ass posts so I’ll...
CVS Lady: Do you have a CVS card?
Me: Yeah one sec. *Take my keys from my pocket*
CVS Lady: Wow. You drive?
Me: Umm yeah?
CVS Lady: I didn't think you were old enough.
Me: How old do you think I am?
CVS Lady: 12!
Me: Really? Well I'm actually 20.
She later exploded cause her MIND WAS BLOWN.
One time I went to Legends and signed the receipt...
Last night my dad wanted go on the computer. I said sure since I needed a break from my essay and went into my room to watch Six Feet Under, half way through the episode I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until this morning. I wanted to get started early on this so I could hang out with my friends tonight but when I walked into the room I see my dad and uncle on the floor messing with the...
Depression and Anxiety and Mountain Dew
are three terrible ingredients to have when you’re trying to write an essay, but that does sound like a cool Pepsi sponsored band name.
adviceandshit: episode two I laughed so hard around the 4:30 mark.
bottleofyourfavoritepoison asked: I'll teach you how to swim. LOLZ. By the time I'm through with you, you'll make Michael Phelps look like a weak ass goldfish trick.
My Top 15 Favorite TV Shows
of the decade. James Gunn did this on his website. (jamesgunn.com) but also with Movies & Songs. I don’t think I’ve seen or heard enough of either of those to make an appropriate list but I have seen a shit ton of tv, so here it goes: *Also this isn’t in a particular order, it’s just random. 1. THE OFFICE U.K. 2001-2003 The story of an office that faces closure...
Super Movie Sunday
A while back Steve Agee used to do these live video streams of him and his friends talking, I can’t explain it but it sounds cooler than what I’m trying to say. Anyways one time he had Rob Schrab (Director/Creator of TSSP & the Scud comics & Miniature Coffee) on it. One of the topics brought up was that years ago Rob would do this thing called “Super Movie Sunday”...
I have around $18 credit to Amazon. What should I...
Hey cunt licks! I want to get a video camera....
I can't believe I took this long to see Annie Hall
My grandma gave me $25 for not getting me a...
She didn’t get my sister anything.
Just because your live tweeting/tumbling the Oscars doesn’t mean you have to tweet everything you see and it wouldn’t hurt if some of it was funny.
Driving home from the gas station
I was about five houses down from my house and I see my mom walking. She walked (on her own choice) to the market to pick up groceries and get some exercise. She had two bags of groceries in those reusable bags and was listening to her ipod. I drive up next to her, roll down my window and yelled, “Hey there lady, do you need a ride?” She laughed and came up to the car and as she was...
I went C(unt)VS
to return this medicine I bought. It’s called Afrin and it’s to clear your nose of snot. I ended up not using it (I just swallowed my snot) but when I woke up my nose was kind of stuffy. I figured the clerk would already think that I stole the medicine and wanted to pocket the cash (since I look 12 and my nose WAS stuffed up). So if they asked why I was returning it I was gonna say,...
When my dad first started to teach me how to drive...