February 2010
36 posts
Prank Calls
I was in my sixth period art class when my phone kept ringing nonstop. My teacher had a strict don’t be on your cell phone policy so I ignored the calls, plus it was from a restricted number and if I don’t know who it is I don’t answer it. After the fifth call I answered it and made my friend Melissa sit in front of me to block my teacher from seeing what I was doing. I say,...
I got up for nothing
Today I was suppose to go to Dylans house to pick up season one of Six Feet Under from his brother, who told me he was leaving at noon for work. I got up, showered, drove over and rang the doorbell and what happens?! He never answered the door! I would have just waited until Dylan was home to get it then but he’s going to be in Florida for about a week. So I went to my car found a piece of...
I have a really good idea for a webseries
At least I keep telling myself it’s good.
I don’t want to describe it just yet because I’m afraid someone might steal it, not that I think any of you would do that but some other cocksucker would.
Another problem that plays into factor is budget. I couldn’t hire actors or pay for any expenses for props or whatnot. I don’t own a video camera and I couldn’t...
ZOMBIELAND has fucked with me to the point were I...
RE: Backstage
His name is Michael. Mystery solved!
And @Ash: I have no clue when it will air but it’s called, “A Slip Slope” I don’t have an actual part I’m just an extra in the background but you can actually see me! But you can barely see me (mostly my friend Dylan) in the first episode of this season. (The parts were Laura & Jay are eating at the counter and Steve &...
Backstage
Waiting around after the show at Largo, my friends, myself and two other girls hang around to see if Sarah Silverman (or anyone else) will come from the room marked, “Private”. I hear the guy who works at Largo (I don’t know his name and feel like an asshole cause he always talks to me and is really nice) tell the girls that all the comics left. I go up to my three friends and...
I’m afraid that if I do end up doing stand-up comedy that my friends and family won’t find me funny anymore.
Also, my vagina hurts.
One time I went into one of those nail places to get my eyebrows waxed. I don’t remember why cause if you’ve seen any pictures of me you know I don’t give a shit about eyebrows. I think maybe this was for prom? I don’t know. Anyways as the lovely asian lady was putting hot wax on my face she said, “Oh you very hairy. Next time you should get your whole face...
There’s a boy in my history class named Adolf. Not sure if it’s the real Hitler or not but to find out I’m going to kick him in the balls and if he says, “Ouch my ball!” Then I’ll know that it’s the real Hitler. (Get it? Cause the real Hitler only has one ball)
I make myself laugh
The other night at Dylans house we were watching ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND and Dylans cat Dexter came downstairs and kept meowing. I tried calling him over to come on the couch but he never budged (plus he’s really fucking fat so I don’t think he could even jump on the couch) and after meowing for quite some time I yelled, “Will you tell that dog to shutup!”
I am extremely pissed
I was talking to the only supervisor I like at work and he was telling me how our assistant manager told him, “It’s only your step-son, it’s not like he’s your real kid” What the fuck? He has raised this kid for majority of his life and just because he didn’t have sex with the mom doesn’t make it his? MAKES NO SENSE. I believe if you raise a kid their...
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Sarah Silverman Program — Q&A — @ Largo
Featuring the cast & EP’s of TSSP w/ a special cameo from Julia. Enjoy!
Shot by the talented duo of Whetzell & Zach, directed by me.
TSSP Season Premiere TONIGHT!
I was there! And too nervous to ask a question.
