December 2010
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2010 *~Highlights~*
Meeting Ed Helms and Jemaine Clement. Seeing the episode of The Sarah Silverman Program I’m in on Comedy Central for the first time. Going to Big Bear on spring break with my best friends. Turning 21! And my friends throwing me a nice little surprise party. Going to all of Sarahs shows at the Largo. Threw a pretty kick ass bachelorette party. Learned how to spell bachelorette without...
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Truthful Tuesday
I paged two things tonight in a very high pitched-little-boy-whose-balls-haven’t-dropped-yet voice at work over the intercom.
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wiigz asked: Happy Christmas Tracy! I hope your hilarity continues not only into 2011 but forever :)
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It's always nice
and reassuring when a comedian and or writer messages me on Twitter saying I’m funny and should be doing stand-up. Sometimes I second guess myself about doing it but then out of nowhere someone I admire encourages me and tells me I should pursue it.
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Dec 22nd
Mom: Your dad likes Macy's
Me: hahaha gay
Mom: I know
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Truthful Tuesday
I was depressed from the middle of March until the middle of June this year. I remember the day it started and the day it ended. I still get depressed every once in a while but it’s been nothing like that. The weird thing is I can remember those days but I can’t remember something small like what I had for dinner two nights ago. SORRY FOR GETTING SO REAL WITH YOU GUYS. I’LL GET...
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
Friends Loophole
Last night a buddy of mine got back from basic training for the Air Force. He messaged me on Facebook saying we should hang out while he’s in town and I suggested that a bunch of us should go to his favorite restaurant and hang out for a bit. My friends then later messaged me around 10:30 saying they were all there and I told them I would be coming soon. I got caught up doing nothing and...
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Dec 15th
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noonewould asked: thanks, i kind of think i look twelve... but i still enjoyed dressing snazzy.

so joan rivers was good? i wanted to see that but no one would go with me. and normally i'm okay with seeing movies alone, but i feel like if i went to see that one alone i'd be asking for some creepy old man to pick me up, and as flattering as that would be, not my thing.

wah!
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Truthful Tuesday
My sister and I have our own copies of the movie Heavyweights. We don’t fuck around when it comes to that movie.
Dec 15th
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People of Los Angeles!
Start your Christmas week off right by seeing the lovely show Sarah Silverman and friends at the Largo at the Coronet on Monday December 20th. The other comedians in attendance will be Dax Shepard, Jeffrey Ross, Chelsea Peretti and a musical guest. The show starts at 9pm and tickets are $25! I go to these shows every month and they are the only monthly thing I look forward to. It’s kind of...
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Mom: Did you serve yourself dinner?
Me: *really loud burp* What does that tell you?
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Dec 12th
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Private Comedy Show in YOUR Home with Maria... →
molls: I’m looking at the Comedy Death Ray holiday auction to benefit the LA Food Bank and HOW is this item only at $310? YOU GUYS, DO THE RIGHT THING AND TRY TO HAVE THIS HAPPEN AT YOUR HOUSE.  This only went up $5?! This is the best thing on the list!
Dec 12th
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patrickmarkryan asked: Hello. You're hilarious. Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Dec 12th
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