The amazing Todd Glass wrote a memoir entitled The Todd Glass Situation: A Bunch of Lies about My Personal Life and a Bunch of True Stories about My 30-Year Career in Stand-Up Comedy that from just reading the title you get exactly what it will cover and will want to get a copy.
It’s available on pre-order now for a June 3rd release, so start off your day today reserving a copy.
gf: babe, come over
me: I aint got a car
gf: but my parents aren’t home
I’ve struggled a lot with my appearance. I used to have a bunch of pictures on my mirror so I wouldn’t even have to look at myself. I don’t remember the last time I liked the way I looked and I always thought if I did certain things to my appearance I wouldn’t be depressed anymore. I realized that’s not the case because I’ve dealt with my depression and I still look relatively the same and I’m okay with that. So now I’m actually making the effort to look cute 24/7 and this is one of many attempts.
Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.
honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll
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