garlic bread

garlic bread

I’m still laughing at this

is that harry styles

is that harry styles

I decided to do a lifestyle change in my eating habits. (I hate the word diet cause that’s more of a temporary fix and you end up wasting your time). So I’ve been eating super healthy and drinking nothing but water and ice coffee with soy milk. But today my sister bought me mcdonalds and I can’t even finish it because my stomach hurts so bad.

Btw I’m doing this for health reasons not vanity reasons cause I already look great.

tvhangover:

Orange Is The New Black Season 2 Trailer

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"The Todd Glass Situation" Now on Pre-Order

thecomedybureau:

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The amazing Todd Glass wrote a memoir entitled The Todd Glass Situation: A Bunch of Lies about My Personal Life and a Bunch of True Stories about My 30-Year Career in Stand-Up Comedy that from just reading the title you get exactly what it will cover and will want to get a copy.

It’s available on pre-order now for a June 3rd release, so start off your day today reserving a copy.

 

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bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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I’ve struggled a lot with my appearance. I used to have a bunch of pictures on my mirror so I wouldn’t even have to look at myself. I don’t remember the last time I liked the way I looked and I always thought if I did certain things to my appearance I wouldn’t be depressed anymore. I realized that’s not the case because I’ve dealt with my depression and I still look relatively the same and I’m okay with that. So now I’m actually making the effort to look cute 24/7 and this is one of many attempts.

I’ve struggled a lot with my appearance. I used to have a bunch of pictures on my mirror so I wouldn’t even have to look at myself. I don’t remember the last time I liked the way I looked and I always thought if I did certain things to my appearance I wouldn’t be depressed anymore. I realized that’s not the case because I’ve dealt with my depression and I still look relatively the same and I’m okay with that. So now I’m actually making the effort to look cute 24/7 and this is one of many attempts.